Fake cheese tastes like shit.
But i’m hungry.So who cares.
Anyway…last night wasn’t really uneventful,though stressful and not very much fun {other than the drive to mcdonalds} for Carrie.
I’m always the fucking designated driver,though I usually choose to be,since I don’t like drinking and smoking {it instantly gives me the spins} and i’m obviously more of a smoker than a drinker…But of course no one had bud,and for some annoying ass reason none of us could find any bud.Ridiculous? Yes.Especially at 10:30 on a Friday night during USF’s Homecoming. So of course,since Chris,Holly,and Amanda {not the crazy bitch one, a new one who is pretty cool} were already pretty tipsy {let me rephrase that…Holly and Amanda were tipsy,Chris was slightly plastered by the end of his 1st tallboy.Hahaha}
no further efforts were made. OH, and Soil {this is not his real name, i’m just using a different one…what d’ya think I am,stupid?} who pretty much sells shitty as sub-par regs{yes, below regular grade regs..fucking schwag..usually there are inanimate objects floating around in your sack.}
said that a 10 was too low! Two fucking low! You sell shit! What the fuck are 70% of your customers,whos numbers have greatly decreased due to steadily declining quality,amount,and dependability,going to purchase?! Most likely a number under 20. Most people that buy bud that shitty,tend to also buy in relatively small amounts.A Dime.A dime is a fucking dime.It’s probably the most common amount purchased because it’s cheap,it’s usually easy to find,and it’s an acceptable amount.
A nick is for desperate times,a dub is for a blunt and then some,and a dime is juuuuust right.Much like Goldilocks and the 3 bears.
So…in other news,I am being forced to do Crystal’s English 2 essay today.It took her forayver to give me her student number…mostly because we are both stoners and would forget about it everytime we spoke…So last night I was out much later than expected,which gives me today and tomorrow morning to do it.Mostly this afternoon,because I’m going to Jacob’s party at some point tonight.But it shouldn’t take me too long.All I have to do is read these 2 short stories…about 16 pages,and write a 3 page essay.Easy peasy.I’m just really sleepy from last night,since Ricky dropped me off at mi casa around 4:30 a.m.
Then I woke up at about 10:28 a.m. and got up to smoke the last cigarette in my pack..That I actually bummed from Holly last night,so it was a red.
Anyway…i’m going to take a 30 minute refresher nap before I start typing this thing…
If anyone else is interested in having me do an essay for them…Meaning: English,History,Humanities,or possibly science,depending on the exact nature of the paper.
$15 per 3 pages.
Research papers will be estimated according to content and length.Within reason,of course.
Bud will also be accepted in place of monetary funds.
Hahah.No, I was serious about that last bit.
