Ugh. How disgusting boys are. Filthy creatures.They make me ill.
But that is because I am so much smarter than they.
Or..perhaps..are they just exceptionally stupid? Either way, I am too smart for them.And that is all that matters. I would much rather be rake thin with a super brain {+pot} than a bimbo with big boobs and a huge ass. Which generally translates to fat whore.In reality language.
Why are all girls so disgusting now? I mean, my god,I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 17. Anything earlier would be gross.And I don’t really care who of my friends has been fucking people since they turned 13 or 14 or 15 or however old.I still consider it to be disgusting.And dirty.Who is sexually attracted to a 14 or 15 year old? Only weirdos.Total pedophiles.Ew.I am glad that I’ve never slept with anyone from the Herpes Circle.Which encompasses most people I know in Tampa. Hahahha.I find it rather amusing. Everyone in the circle deserves to be at risk for herpes.DONT BE A SLUT AND YOU WONT HAVE TO TEST YOURSELF FOR HERPES.
My ear hurts. Methinks it be a brain tumor.No, just kidding.Am I?
So this evening, Crystal and I were driving home from a resin hitting, pizza eating extravaganza.We saw the moon, which was particularly vibrant.It is,after all, a full fucking moon tonight.
Anyway..it looked unreal.Which made me remember that one time we were driving around Cheval hotboxing someone’s car..probably Amanda’s,i’m sure.I was so baked that when I looked into the sky, I thuroughly believed that I saw the edge of the glass dome around the earth.You know..Like if space was really an illusion.And the earth was covered with a giant glass sphere to preserve the artificial atmosphere.
I know, it was funny then and is funny now.And doesn’t really exist, of course.But I said,
“That’s why I want to be an astronaut,so I can go to space just to make sure it’s really there.”
Hahaha.
In other news..
I think I am taking a vow of celebecy.But at the same time considering taking up stripping. I really…really…really need the money.I’m almost $2000 in debt,I need to buy my own car, I need to have at least $5000 saved up by next February to move to New York.Whether or not Holly and Chris still want to do it.And as long as Chris forgets that he ‘likes’ me.I’m sure its safe to write that here, since he doesn’t have a computer.
Regardless…It would be entirely degrading,yet I am at the point where I don’t think anything would pay better.But it doesn’t mean i’m ever having sex again.Ewww…Men make me sick.So do girls.
Thank you baby jeebus for giving me this lovely brain.
