lava monster

Jesus Nonexistent Christ

thecuriousgirl — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:16:26 +0000

God.

Could he be any more pretentious?

I mean,for Christ’s sake.

Grrr

thecuriousgirl — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:19:41 +0000

If they dont let me take a fucking table soon I am going to lose it.I need a fuckin pack of cigarettes,for science’s sake. Its not so much to ask for.

Tomorrow will be a lonely,potless,cigaretteless,peopleless day. Filled with the world of warcraft,I am sure.

I miss Paul. God damnit.I’ve been thinking lately that I love him.I dont like to admit it,because he’s a complete womanizing asshole,but I suppose it is true.I think it is the Rhett-Scarlett comparison that my subconcious makes.Which would make Matthew Ashley.Which is true.Bastard.Sadly,Rhett Butler was never a total whore,which Paul was at one point and will always be,at heart.He really is.I think he says certain things because he knows me well enough to know that that is one of the few things that really pisses me off,mainly that fat and disgusting bitch,Amber.I can’t believe he brings himself to fuck her.That’s probably why he does her in the butt.Fucking vile bitch.Just because I was out of the picture for a while that dumbass went back to her {not any time recently, he claims,though I dont 100% believe it} fat lardy ass.If I ever see her on the street i’m going to punch her pupils into the back of her cranial cavity.Cunt.Any other girl of his that i’ve ever bitched out or about I could care less about now,except that gross whore.Mostly because I am way better than her in all things.I am smarter,thinner,prettier,better in bed,and i’m fucking somewhat articulate.Her myspace makes my grammar skills hurt just reading it.She probably can’t get to the keys very well though…all that lard in the way.I hate that stupid bitch,I hate her!

Oh, I will get her back.And him.In different ways.Haha.She will get it in a bad way,of course.An ass beating. Fucking bitch.I’ll get Holly tipsy and she’ll help.hahaha. Paul,on the other hand, I just want to myself. Damnit.

Too bad we started beating on each other or it might have worked out.It was mainly my fault,though.In a large way.I kind of feel bad for him,other than the whole “hey im a psycho with a coke/drinking problem and I dont like to be woken up or i get particularly nasty”thing.I did kind of brain wash him with sex and then did what I pleased with him.For a while.He isn’t as slimy and gross,anymore,either.He actually figured out that he shouldn’t take style tips from his 40 something year old italian father or bible thumping mother.I mean,the last time I saw him before he went totally cuckoo and went back to chicago, he looked like someone threw him out of a crack den for disorderly conduct.Hahaha.That was only a week or two after I ‘moved out’,shall we say.

Anyway.Enough talk about Paul.That only proves that my intial statement is true.And I am an idiot.But what can I say.We are too alike for it not to happen.I should introduce him to Chris,they are the same person, except Chris is smarter and has morals.And he’s not as in love with himself as Paul is.My god.Actually that would be bad.They might meld into one person and take over the world with narssiscism and their concieted will.Oh god.

Lappytop

thecuriousgirl — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 19:55:53 +0000

Oh, hopefully my computer will be fixed…Then I can actually fucking post again.

night and day

thecuriousgirl — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 19:54:10 +0000

So…the adapter for my laptop started smoking the other night.So I wrapped it up and laid it to rest.Since that basically means it has passed.Hah.

I ordered a new one online…and I paid extra for next day delivery..which really means approx. 2 days. Bastards.

So yesterday I almost went completely insane.I was left home alone with no phone,car,bud,cigarettes,computer,or anyone to call.It was miserable.Fucking mind numbingly boring.I finally got ahold of Levi around 7,when he got off of work.Crystal’s spoiled ass was at the mall with her mums.Of course.So Levi and I chilled and smoked a couple bowls until my mom got home,unexpectedly early.Hahahaha.Of course we were smoking in my room,because it was about 20 fucking degrees outside.I had a candle lit and everything, and yet she still waddled her crotchety ass over to my door and goes,

sniff sniff

“I SMELL POT”

God, that woman is so bloody annoying.I dont know how anyone could possibly marry her.Shes so fucking obnoxious.

So we retreated to the aparments to finish the bowl… Then Levi dropped me off,I signed up for some of my classes for next semester {that I cannot neglect or fuck up this time..for real.}.I had to pick them early or those other slackers will steal my Dale Mabry campus classes.Fucking bitches…

After I finished that, Dave came and got me.Thank god, if I didn’t leave that fucking house I would have gone fully mad.Seriously.

After much merriment and smoking, and the new episode of Nip Tuck,Dave most generously handed me a small nug to keep me from losing it this morning.I think that because he is bipolar, he understands better the problem I have. You have no idea what it is like to be dead alone in a cold house,with no way to contact anyone, no one to contact, nothing to do, and no bud to smoke.And I definitely don’t take that Symbyax shit.Pot is honestly the only thing that keeps me calm and normal.If I don’t smoke I pretty much have a manic attack.It sucks.And it is on a daily basis kind of thing.I have to smoke.Not that i’m going to have withdrawls, or kill anyone, but I need it.I should be prescribed medicinal marijuana for a number of things:

1.bipolar disorder

2.anxiety

3.insomnia/narcolepsy

4.migranes

5.back pain

You see? Things that people are commonly prescribed medicinal pot for, and I have all of these things in excess.Honestly pot works better than any freakish pill they’ve put me on.

I don’t want to lose all energy,personality,intrest in anything…I don’t want to get addicted to some man made chemical.I don’t want to get sick to my stomach,get a headache, or go into convulsions because the chemicals in this trial medication happen to be having a bad reaction with my brain chemistry.Fuck that.Give me a fucking joint.

le sigh.

At least I can rest easy for now.But what about tomorrow? I plan on saving the ity bity bowl I have left for tomorrow morning, but that means I have nothing else to smoke today.And since i’m by myself and alone, it will make it unbearable.

Jim Davis

thecuriousgirl — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 00:45:35 +0000

I just wanted to say that i am voting for jim davis.damnit.
and i am being eaten a-fucking-live by fucking skeets!!!!!!!!!

DAMN YOU TO HELL CHARLIE CRIST.

A Vow Of Celebecy/ The Glass Sphere

thecuriousgirl — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 00:17:57 +0000

Ugh. How disgusting boys are. Filthy creatures.They make me ill.

But that is because I am so much smarter than they.

Or..perhaps..are they just exceptionally stupid? Either way, I am too smart for them.And that is all that matters. I would much rather be rake thin with a super brain {+pot} than a bimbo with big boobs and a huge ass. Which generally translates to fat whore.In reality language.
Why are all girls so disgusting now? I mean, my god,I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 17. Anything earlier would be gross.And I don’t really care who of my friends has been fucking people since they turned 13 or 14 or 15 or however old.I still consider it to be disgusting.And dirty.Who is sexually attracted to a 14 or 15 year old? Only weirdos.Total pedophiles.Ew.I am glad that I’ve never slept with anyone from the Herpes Circle.Which encompasses most people I know in Tampa. Hahahha.I find it rather amusing. Everyone in the circle deserves to be at risk for herpes.DONT BE A SLUT AND YOU WONT HAVE TO TEST YOURSELF FOR HERPES.

My ear hurts. Methinks it be a brain tumor.No, just kidding.Am I?

So this evening, Crystal and I were driving home from a resin hitting, pizza eating extravaganza.We saw the moon, which was particularly vibrant.It is,after all, a full fucking moon tonight.
Anyway..it looked unreal.Which made me remember that one time we were driving around Cheval hotboxing someone’s car..probably Amanda’s,i’m sure.I was so baked that when I looked into the sky, I thuroughly believed that I saw the edge of the glass dome around the earth.You know..Like if space was really an illusion.And the earth was covered with a giant glass sphere to preserve the artificial atmosphere.

I know, it was funny then and is funny now.And doesn’t really exist, of course.But I said,
“That’s why I want to be an astronaut,so I can go to space just to make sure it’s really there.”
Hahaha.

In other news..

I think I am taking a vow of celebecy.But at the same time considering taking up stripping. I really…really…really need the money.I’m almost $2000 in debt,I need to buy my own car, I need to have at least $5000 saved up by next February to move to New York.Whether or not Holly and Chris still want to do it.And as long as Chris forgets that he ‘likes’ me.I’m sure its safe to write that here, since he doesn’t have a computer.
Regardless…It would be entirely degrading,yet I am at the point where I don’t think anything would pay better.But it doesn’t mean i’m ever having sex again.Ewww…Men make me sick.So do girls.

Thank you baby jeebus for giving me this lovely brain.

Fake Ass Cheese

thecuriousgirl — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 18:54:22 +0000

Fake cheese tastes like shit.

But i’m hungry.So who cares.

Anyway…last night wasn’t really uneventful,though stressful and not very much fun {other than the drive to mcdonalds} for Carrie.
I’m always the fucking designated driver,though I usually choose to be,since I don’t like drinking and smoking {it instantly gives me the spins} and i’m obviously more of a smoker than a drinker…But of course no one had bud,and for some annoying ass reason none of us could find any bud.Ridiculous? Yes.Especially at 10:30 on a Friday night during USF’s Homecoming. So of course,since Chris,Holly,and Amanda {not the crazy bitch one, a new one who is pretty cool} were already pretty tipsy {let me rephrase that…Holly and Amanda were tipsy,Chris was slightly plastered by the end of his 1st tallboy.Hahaha}
no further efforts were made. OH, and Soil {this is not his real name, i’m just using a different one…what d’ya think I am,stupid?} who pretty much sells shitty as sub-par regs{yes, below regular grade regs..fucking schwag..usually there are inanimate objects floating around in your sack.}
said that a 10 was too low! Two fucking low! You sell shit! What the fuck are 70% of your customers,whos numbers have greatly decreased due to steadily declining quality,amount,and dependability,going to purchase?! Most likely a number under 20. Most people that buy bud that shitty,tend to also buy in relatively small amounts.A Dime.A dime is a fucking dime.It’s probably the most common amount purchased because it’s cheap,it’s usually easy to find,and it’s an acceptable amount.
A nick is for desperate times,a dub is for a blunt and then some,and a dime is juuuuust right.Much like Goldilocks and the 3 bears.

So…in other news,I am being forced to do Crystal’s English 2 essay today.It took her forayver to give me her student number…mostly because we are both stoners and would forget about it everytime we spoke…So last night I was out much later than expected,which gives me today and tomorrow morning to do it.Mostly this afternoon,because I’m going to Jacob’s party at some point tonight.But it shouldn’t take me too long.All I have to do is read these 2 short stories…about 16 pages,and write a 3 page essay.Easy peasy.I’m just really sleepy from last night,since Ricky dropped me off at mi casa around 4:30 a.m.
Then I woke up at about 10:28 a.m. and got up to smoke the last cigarette in my pack..That I actually bummed from Holly last night,so it was a red.

Anyway…i’m going to take a 30 minute refresher nap before I start typing this thing…

If anyone else is interested in having me do an essay for them…Meaning: English,History,Humanities,or possibly science,depending on the exact nature of the paper.

$15 per 3 pages.
Research papers will be estimated according to content and length.Within reason,of course.

Bud will also be accepted in place of monetary funds.

Hahah.No, I was serious about that last bit.

puhlease

thecuriousgirl — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 21:13:06 +0000

How funny would it be if I was actually talking to Conor Oberst on myspace IM.

actually that wouldnt really be that funny.

do you remember?

thecuriousgirl — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 20:48:35 +0000

TEDDY RUXPIN

R.I.P. Sgt. Pepper

thecuriousgirl — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 19:00:47 +0000

So I broke the Sarge last night.
I think that bowl lasted me longer than any bowl ever has.How long did I have it? 3 months? Most bowls last me about a month.
Anyway…it is sad. I cried.The accident happened at Chris’ house,which has tiled floor,the leading cause of most bowls’ deaths.It was in the front pocket on the flap of my saddle bag thing and the button wasn’t shut.So when I flipped the flap {haha,flipped the flap} to place my laptop inside it so that we could leave to go to St.Pete…it just flew out and crashed onto the floor.Oh god it was horrible.It shattered like a fucking light bulb.

Back to tin foil…temporarily, I hope.